PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An